As part of the Proper Man storyline, later projects will lead to the introduction of boy band ‘Boy Soldiers’, whom the character Guru Dosh will be using to further his world domination, as he and they take part in the T.V. programme ‘Star Makers’. The main character ‘Roger Leconte’ will become entangled in this competition, which will serve as a key part of the narrative and an opportunity to turn our satirical eye on Pop Idol type competitions and the cynical, bland, corporate entities they produce. Here are a couple of songs I wrote for ‘Boy Soldiers’ on their album ‘Cannon Fodder’. Chris Spyrides has written a brilliant song called ’We’re Going To Make A Bundle Of Cash’ which will form a key later scene as well. Is it? He's a mercenary thinker Likes to have a tinker Sneaky little winker Is It? Yes mate, he is. He's an inner-city gent But on the side he's bent A cracker with out the Santa A flat can of Fanta Is it? Telling ya He's a matchstick bruiser Midnight cruiser Up the skirt peruser He wouldn't refuse ya Is it? Too right All down to genetics And subtle frenetics Mood lighting So it ain't frightening Is it? Yes guv But where’s the love? Let's Have It (Like We Never Had It Before) I'm an electric machine Let’s have it I'm an electric machine Best you've ever seen I'm a silverback baby Let’s have it I'm a silverback baby And I'm grooming you It’s Christmas and Easter rolled into one Let’s have it It’s Christmas and Easter rolled into one Let’s gorge on fun Let’s have it Let’s have it like we never had it before Let’s have it baby Till we're red raw I'm a rutting stag baby Let’s have it Let’s have it baby Let’s kick down the door Lets have it baby Like we never had it before